Daily

Well hey there kids. My first comic in the Daily was today! I am assuming they have no problem with me reprinting it here:

If it is confusing to you, here are the Main Points Of Humor™:

1. Northwestern is ranked 12th by U.S.News and World Reports.*
   
2. Ohio State is ranked much lower, but have a fine footballing program!
   
3. We are not so great at the football contests! Hilarity ensues.

* Fun Fact! The lack of space between the "S." and the "N" in "U.S.News" is not a typo! That is how it is actually written, because they are Not Very Bright.