Freudian slip much?

Yeah, apparently I'm gay now? I must have missed the memo. As labeled, this comic is 100% true, but what it doesn't show is the group of elderly ladies in line behind me. Faaaantastic!

Best two out of three

Yes, I have eaten all of these things. No, not mixed together.

Just two of his many qualities

It's "Boobama." Get it?

I am so classy.

I do love me some food

Semi-Pro is inoffensive and bland. That is my sentence on the movie.

Guest Comic: CHE

Guest comic time! This gem of art hails from the land of Matt. The chief import of the land of Matt is hard cider, and its chief export is communism.