Dear Mr. Verbinski,
Back in 2003, you made a movie called Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. It was pretty ok! There were explosions, and Johnny Depp was funny sometimes. I ate some popcorn.
In 2006 you made another one. It had some good moments I guess. Lots of action! Orlando Bloom is dreamy.
Then, last year, you made another another one. It was bad! Not quite as bad as Transformers (oh, that Michael Bay!) but still pretty bad. I did not pay any money to see it, but I still feel dirty and used, like one of your cheap prostitutes. Please do not make more.
Sincerely,
Bob Brickey
P.S. And Kiera Knightly looked weird.
P.P.S. More than usual, I mean.
1 comment:
yay comic! and weird in a good way, right? or else we'll have to fight.
Ironically, I haven't seen you in a few days.
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