But I have so many!

Hey all, I've managed to acquire a post at The Daily Northwestern as a comic writer/artist. It required the incredible effort of: responding to an email. Difficult!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this particular comic would not be accepted. I will have others! Once a week, at least. If you are reading this and you don't live in Evanston and/or attend Northwestern, well... sorry?

You don't understand how dire this is

I started drawing this back when we really didn't have our gas hooked up. Fast-forward a week and we finally do, so it's a non-stop pasta party 24 hours a day. For a while there, though, it was pretty touch-and-go. Woo lawd.

It's about time

A comic referencing semi-obscure musical subgenres and dangerous drinking habits? At last, I can be considered a true webcomic artiste. Or, y'know, kind of a dick.

Guys, maybe Jeph Jacques will talk to me now.

We are happy about it?

Matt was here over the weekend, and aliens ate our eyes. It's all pretty self-explanatory.

Blah/Grah

I'm bored.

Tell Us More About This "The Phelps"

I figure there's no way in hell that I'm the first one to think up this joke, but I don't see YOU posting it on YOUR internet blog site thing.

Yeah I said it.

Creatures of Habit

This is a comic about Life. Particularly the sort of Life which you have when you work until you're not working and then kinda sit around for a while. You should try it!*

*You don't want to try it.