Sorry, "Followers"

So I got tired of have too many blogs, so I moved all my posts over to The Full Bob Experience. I should be posting almost everything over there from now on. Update your bookmarks accordingly.

Masculine

This seriously took me like ten minutes to figure out.

bake-in

I have made bacon ice cream.

It is delicious.

I drew a creepy face

I found it on my desktop. I don't remember drawing it; maybe I was drunk? It's a creepy face.

It is an issue

The first panel of this comic is true. The last one I just thought. The guy I am talking to is my research group head. He is from Germany? I think he is from Germany. Sorry I haven't updated in a long time. I have a bunch of newspaper comics to upload; I'll get around to them soon.

I recently learned that members of my extended family read this. Um, yay!

Sorry about all the swears, family.

My subconscious has impeccable taste

This is essentially a verbatim conversation I had with Andrew. It's 

also pretty obvious I have not drawn anything in about three weeks.

Bob's comics: delivering recycled dialog and sub par art since 200-whenever!

For reference:

Bam.

Some arts

I drew this. It might be part of a longer form comic I have been thinking of making, if I can ever manage to write something that doesn't sound like a hipster emo wet-dream. My mind, it is not so good at that.

It is a combination of vector block shapes and wobbly tablet shading. The original had black pen outline over the edges, but I like the way it looked when I hid that layer, so I went ahead and left it hidden. This is not a style I use a lot, but it's growing on me.

Edit: here is the outlined version, so you can tell what I am even talking about:

Truth in Advertising

Perhaps you've seen the original. I believe it has been improved.

Oh yeah, I still make these

I have not posted comics from the newspaper in quite some time. Why don't I change that?

Inner Struggle

The guy on the right usually wins. Probably because he asks the tough questions no one else will.

Reporter: Mr. President, what the fuckballs is this shit?

President: What.

Thrilling True Tales (tm)

Oh god why is it so cold.