There Will Be No Part Two

Dear Mr. Verbinski,

Back in 2003, you made a movie called Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. It was pretty ok! There were explosions, and Johnny Depp was funny sometimes. I ate some popcorn.

In 2006 you made another one. It had some good moments I guess. Lots of action! Orlando Bloom is dreamy.

Then, last year, you made another another one. It was bad! Not quite as bad as Transformers (oh, that Michael Bay!) but still pretty bad. I did not pay any money to see it, but I still feel dirty and used, like one of your cheap prostitutes. Please do not make more.

Sincerely,
Bob Brickey

P.S. And Kiera Knightly looked weird.

P.P.S. More than usual, I mean.

Radio Drama

I went back to my old DJ job at WNUR this morning after taking a quarter off. Pretty much the same as I remember it, except now I'm the first person to get there in the morning, so I have to turn on all the equipment. Fun times!

If you are ever awake/willing to listen to freeform jazz at 7:30 AM central time on Thursdays, give a listen! If you call in, I may even play genre-inappropriate music for you!

Olde English

We are classy fellows.

HAY GUYS

I'll have more later I swear.

Impudence

If my flight is canceled I'm gonna knife a bitch.

Gasp

Yeah, I know, it's been a while. My "comic-a-weekday" experiment lasted all of two and a half weeks. Hey, maybe in the future, I'll have, like, actual jokes and stuff.

PEACE.

LOL

guh nap.