Olde Schoolings, Circa 2003

Wow. These arts... they are so choice. Urg.

Here's a special bonus!

I Remembered the Password

Yes, it has been a while. Here's one about my birthday last week, and how everyone else is already a billion years old.

Notepad Madness

I found this in my notes the other day. I think it's just unfinished, but it probably works better this way than any other direction I would have gone.

Jumpin' East of Java

Coffee for me is a WMD of beverages. I never really drink caffeine during the school year unless it's absolutely necessary, because I get super jittery and tend to feel awful for days afterwards. It's probably a combination of caffeine high and sleep deprivation, and it sucks like you don't even know. I had to subject myself to its horrors today on account of many projects, midterms, and problem sets converging in a two-day span.

The horror.

That sexy, charismatic, intelligent bastard

Barack Obama is a pimp, so I guess I can forgive him. Hopefully you can forgive me for using basically the same gag twice in a row.

Radio Drama

I went back to my old DJ job at WNUR this morning after taking a quarter off. Pretty much the same as I remember it, except now I'm the first person to get there in the morning, so I have to turn on all the equipment. Fun times!

If you are ever awake/willing to listen to freeform jazz at 7:30 AM central time on Thursdays, give a listen! If you call in, I may even play genre-inappropriate music for you!

Olde English

We are classy fellows.

HAY GUYS

I'll have more later I swear.

Impudence

If my flight is canceled I'm gonna knife a bitch.

Gasp

Yeah, I know, it's been a while. My "comic-a-weekday" experiment lasted all of two and a half weeks. Hey, maybe in the future, I'll have, like, actual jokes and stuff.

PEACE.

LOL

guh nap.

Indecent Exposure

I wish I could say that me sans shirt is a rare sight in the apartment, but we both know that's just not true.

Like regular Jesus, but Asian

Hope everyone had a good weekend. Not sure how reliable updates will be this week, what with the crushing amount of projects and tests. Power through!

Freudian slip much?

Yeah, apparently I'm gay now? I must have missed the memo. As labeled, this comic is 100% true, but what it doesn't show is the group of elderly ladies in line behind me. Faaaantastic!

Best two out of three

Yes, I have eaten all of these things. No, not mixed together.

Just two of his many qualities

It's "Boobama." Get it?

I am so classy.

I do love me some food

Semi-Pro is inoffensive and bland. That is my sentence on the movie.

Guest Comic: CHE

Guest comic time! This gem of art hails from the land of Matt. The chief import of the land of Matt is hard cider, and its chief export is communism.

Crunchy Morsels of Hate

Is there any other way to take this commercial than pure, abject dickery? I love hobosnacks, yet I can't figure out why they have sunk to this low.

Trains!

This kinda made sense when I was planni... no, no. This never made sense.