Oh yeah, I still make these

I have not posted comics from the newspaper in quite some time. Why don't I change that?

Inner Struggle

The guy on the right usually wins. Probably because he asks the tough questions no one else will.

Reporter: Mr. President, what the fuckballs is this shit?

President: What.

Thrilling True Tales (tm)

Oh god why is it so cold.

More Daily Comix

This comic appeared on the day after the election, and will forever be known as That One Time I Said "Balls" In A Newspaper.

Based on this news story. Unfortunately, Willie's shirt printed quite a bit darker in the paper, making "endowment" very difficult to read. Lesson learned.

sweet jesus it's an update

Yeah, I still do these. HAPPY NOW LAUREN?

Daily: Obnoxious

In exchange for my dreadfully late update last week, here is a super-special sneak peek at tomorrow's comic. It's from the future. Don't tell anyone plz.

Daily: Double Dose!

I am bad at the updating, and I had not one but two comics in the Daily this week, so here they are:

Here's the relevant story, if you so desire.

This is honestly how I feel.